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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Good afternoon.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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