- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

The truth is he loves her!!

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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