Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

why did matt die? He had cancer

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

are you gay does your mom know

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Robin, Get in the Car

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

mark lawson likes boys

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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