What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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