- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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