What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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