- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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