Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

This is a joke.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Not a joke.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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