- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

yolo your orange looks orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

yada yada

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

book 'em danno

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Today is March 22.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Get on the boat.

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