"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why? Why Not?

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock knock

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

penis?

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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