What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

I shot a bitch.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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