- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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