- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Urban ghettos

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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