Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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