The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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squash squash who squash my ass

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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