- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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