Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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