- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

book 'em danno

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

yolo your orange looks orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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