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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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