- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Where are you going Your house

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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