Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Religionh

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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