- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Roses are red.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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