- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Tucker Rivera

Poop

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Your sex life.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Elizabeth Warren

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Nickleback.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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