I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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