What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What's a joke? Funny

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

destiny

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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