Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Justin with a hat.

So does Blake

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

John Stamos.

Smeg...

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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