In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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