- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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