- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

I regret everything.....

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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