Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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