what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Anti Joke

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