- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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