- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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