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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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