- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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