- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

what to call someone thats gay zak

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

whats my name? Matt

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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