Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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