- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What's blue? The sky.

Your mother is average.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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