- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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