What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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