I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What is more worse than death? Death

Fart

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

sorry got to poo

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

So a blonde walks into a wall...

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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