- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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