- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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