- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

I forgot what i was gonna say

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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