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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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This isn't funny.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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