Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

hi penis ham telephone

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

British Dentistry

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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