What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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