Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Boob

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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