Knock Knock! Come in..

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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im a willy bum bum

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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