- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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