Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Waffles ate my grandma

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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