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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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