- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Where's the dick??? east

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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