Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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