why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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