Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

bronson watt walks into a bar.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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