- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

i have read and agree to the terms of service

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Latvia isn't a joke

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

gay people

Im taking a shit right now.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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