- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

what's white and sticky semen

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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