- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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