Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Ian's mind Elevator music

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

a woman votes!

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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