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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

why do mexicans get made fun of

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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