knock knock who's there? hope

gay pom...

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

ded on boomer and aodddan

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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