When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Michel Moor on a die...

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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