- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michel Moor on a die...

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Nick Cannon

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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