- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

your no better than a cockroach

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