Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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