Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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womans rights...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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