what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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