- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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