How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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