- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Sex education in Texas.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

1+2 = 6

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

aodhan hearty

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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