- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

steven hawking walks into a bar

your mother

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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