- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

why dont they make black forks

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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