- Anti Joke

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What? Why?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead