- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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