Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

noah is a scrub jungle

all jokes aside...

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Women's rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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